|Garak Fan Fiction
||[Aug. 29th, 2005|08:58 am]
ishtar79</b></a></b> wanted some Garak (of Deep Space 9) fan fiction, and I did find a link online discussing slashy goodness.
I even got inspired, thinking I might make a very brief attempt:
The Musings of Elim Garak, Tailor - for mature audience only
Garak sat alone in his Tailor’s Shop, hemming pants and thinking about his life.
It had been 9 years of exile, and it was hard on Garak to be so far
away from his countrymen. Those tall lean exciting Cardassian men
who understood his love of intrigue mystery and rough sex.
However there were compensations, the schmorgusboard of aliens on Deep
Space 9 are fascinating and varied: Julian was certainly fresh faced
and appealing, with his almost nubile grace, but he would be an
immature self-absorbed lover. Cisco was large and buff, but so
humorless, and one would imagine he would always wish to
dominate. Quark was really the most interesting male on the
outpost, his inventive mind and obviously heightened interest in kinky
sex would make him a willing partner, up for anything as it were.
But Odo, Odo always seemed so asexual, and let’s face it: dull.
Recently however Odo has been coupling with Kira, and you know she
wouldn’t settle for an inattentive lover. No, clearly Odo is full
of interesting possibilities that would be exciting to explore.
Strange fetishes one would normally shy away from: bestiality, even
with mythical creatures, the mind boggles!
Garak pricked his finger, and slowly sucked on the leaking wound as he saw the Constable walk slowly down the Promenade.
Odo felt Garak’s eyes upon him and looked over his shoulder, wondering what evil schemes the Cardassian spy could be plotting.
Hahahaha! Garak/everyone, I love it!
I died repeatedly at his descriptions of the station's men, because they were so spot-on.
Cisco was large and buff, but so humorless
Yep, that's our Captain, to a tee!
And Odo!!!! Odo/Garak has so much potential, given that they got their own canon slashy interaction.
You didn't get excited about the idea of Garak coupling with Odo in the guise of a centaur? Because that was kind of a big turn on to me! Hee